- It’s my first anniversary with my girlfriend, so I need to do something big to celebrate.
- What about a tattoo, like the Gujarati symbol for love?
- Yeah, that sounds good… Until you find out it actually means “pork fried rice”.
- For the thousandth time, Murochin, that was not a mistake! Do I or do I not love pork fried rice?
my heart is very tired and sad
chip phillips
chip phillips
marc adamus
chip phillips
marc adamus
Big thighs and brown eyes.
the thing is you don’t want to die, but you also can’t handle it anymore
There are times when I’m really hard to handle and this is when I need you to stay by my side and not even think about running away.
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(via fraeuleinrabenschwarz)
the only D youre getting is a duel
